reckless & terribly gay

is he trying to f*ck me from maine?

Solas by @destinyapostasy, looking like he could use some caffeine like the rest of us but noooo, he ‘detests the stuff.’ bleary babe still half-dreaming

slimecourse:

are you a breakfast bisexual or brunch bisexual

bloodandfat:

queernigga:

TEA.

I never did but I gots both this is worrying

werewolfie:

sorry im just kinda bitter

mrkanman:

mrkanman:

you know when your video game spouse says “i love you” and calls you “dear” and you tear up a little because you realize you’re starved for romantic affection

this wasn’t supposed to be a relatable meme y’all good?

lierdumoa:

phemiec:

underappreciated form of humor: using incorrect long forms of proper names i.e. Craigory, Bobert, Barold, etc.

@ccoliver

straightboyfriend:

if anyone remembers the “i like your shoelaces” “thanks i stole them from the president” thing they need to delete including me

getintherobot:

billciipher:

imagineyouricon:

imagine your icon as the protagonist of the last show you watched

If you need a laugh please look at the tags on this post

softboy4softboy:

if you experience depression, reblog with your opinion on:

plain tortilla chips eaten with nothing on them

eating cereal by the handful, straight out of the box

cold, 4-day old leftovers

peanut butter straight out of the jar

eating two slices of bread