submitted by @artillery

Solas: I just slept 1000 years, which is twice as long as I usually sleep, so I’m a little disoriented.

i’ve never played a dragon age game in my life and mykie wanted my reactions to some of the companions. i think i nailed it.

incorrectdragonage:

submitted by @adhdisabela

Cullen: Don’t forget to lift with your legs, Cassandra.
Cassandra: I know how to lift, jackass. I’ve been carrying this team the entire time I’ve been here.

zarryfooksquad:

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who even uses celsius… like how extra

Easter

Jesus: -Returns-
Romans: You should be dead.
Jesus: ‘Tis but a scratch.
Romans: A scratch? We nailed you to a cross!
Jesus: No, you didn’t.
Romans: Well, what’s that then?
Jesus: I’ve had worse.
Romans: You liar!
Jesus: It’s just a flesh wound.

amazighprincex:

happy Easter, Jesus wasn’t white

Warden: Hey Alistair? Can I talk to you about something?
Alistair: (oh god she’s talking to me)
Alistair: (ok ok ok breathe)
Alistair: (play it cool, you got this)
Alistair: (just a simple “ok” or a “sure” will do)
Alistair: (here goes)
Alistair: YeeeeEEEEEeeeEes?
Warden: Um
Alistair: (mm whatcha say)

ladytrevelyan:

Forgive me. I doubt you came here for a lecture.

the schuyler sisters

Aaron Burr: You smell rich.
Angelica Schuyler: What an incredibly weird thing to say.

incorrectdragonage:

submitted by @w0nderball

Iron Bull: I recommend the crème brûlée.
Krem: I recommend you go away.