softestmagehawke:

WOW

_{pls refrain from adding char hate for either char to this post thx}

Anders: Would you shoot me in the leg for 10 million sovereigns?
Sebastian: Anders, I’d shoot you in the leg for 10 coppers.

seeklight:

a-big-furry-rat:

spyadults:

the scariest president had to be Rushmore because he had four heads

it’s a good thing we captured him in that mountain even if we have to live in fear of the spell wearing off

do we still believe this legend? come on ya’ll it’s 2016 Rushmore was killed a hundred years ago. We’re SAFE NOW.

You people have clearly never taken a history lesson. His body was never found.

math in a nutshell

mechanicalriddle:

algebra: the quadratic formula

geometry: triangles

algebra 2: we’re gonna put you over another equation and then put that inside of a root and youre gonna work your way out

precalculus: oh god what the fuck is a log? what is e? what the FUCK IS THE LOG OF AN E OH GOD THE ROOT SYMBOLS HAVE LITTLE NUMBERS OVER THEM

trigonometry: heres a circle. now spin it around. sohcahtoa. shit man

calculus: we are going to dangle the keys to the universe in front of your nose and use them to lure you into higher math

calculus 2: you are tossed into a pit to fight a pack of rabid integrals

calculus 3: SCREAMING

diff eq:

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dateagirlwhosuggestion:

date a girl who says “fight me” to everything, including inanimate objects

obviousplant:

Drinkware shapes and uses – left in a home goods store.

stonelions:

i kind of get a kick out of Cullen’s name because one of the possible origin paths goes Ó COILEÁIN > COILEAN > CAILEAN which means

“whelp, young dog” in Gaelic

and it delights me to think of Fereldens loving dogs so much that they would essentially name a child PUP

How I think Zootopia was made

Person at Disney Animation Studios: We should make a buddy cop movie
Other person: Did you say “bunny cop” movie?
First person: …Yes.

The Iron Bull: *changes the Inquisitor’s clothes*
The Iron Bull: “There. Now no one will recognize the elf with pink vallaslin. 🙂 “

cccrystalclear:

Kiddos makes everything better

lavellanpls:

da:i + text posts // solas