attentiondeficitohlookasquirrel:

kurt is the boring dad who makes you eat your vegetables and mow the lawn for free because it “builds character”

paige is the cool mom who lets you stay up past your bedtime and eat ice cream for breakfast on your birthday

and drake is the harried schoolteacher on an ill-fated field trip with too many goddamn kids

charlottebecky:

Brock: Universal Champion for almost 500 days, has barely defended it

Alexa: has seen nothing but gold in both smackdown and raw women’s division

Braun: Wins the greatest royal rumble and money in the bank in a row, gets to put kevin owens in a port-a-potty and fight him in a steel cage

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