Yoshi’s voice actor’s real voice, restored by slowing down his voice samples by 50%.
this is surreal. this is distressing. Mortal ears were never meant to hear the sounds of Final Yoshi…
Tag: wtf
City storm siren, location unknown.
my wedding song
Dystopian
I pressed play and both my dogs kept doing that head tilty thing
not gonna say it again!!!!
a BOG is a wetland that is acidic
a FEN is a wetland that is alkaline
i feel bad about ppl being like “Wow this is helpful information! thank you!” because honestly when is this knowledge going to be useful
When we’re writing fiction set in bogs or fens it’ll protect us from the ire of accuracy-inclined readers.
a bog will preserve a body, in a fen, the body will decay due to higher bacteria activity. [source]
in case that’s useful to anyone.
me: is mean spirited, is always ready to fight, gets angry over small things
also me: avoids confrontation, cant handle negative emotions, will die if someone is upset with me
https://vine.co/v/etnMXMgQqOu/embed/simple//platform.vine.co/static/scripts/embed.js
me af
Person 1: “Ugh, I can’t lift this, it’s too heavy.”
Person 2: “Yeah, that’s ‘cause you’re a chick.”
because it deleted the first time
Having a picture of your girlfriend as the lock screen on your phone is the 21st-century equivalent of keeping a locket with her picture in it.
This is actually such an adorable comparison
oh mygod oh my g oD oh god
i died