why am i like this??? – reckless & terribly gay

me: I’m so lonely I want a romantic relationship

someone: messages me on a dating site that I signed up for to find dates

me: leave!!! me!!! alone!!!!!!

me, sitting at my computer: im tired i should go to bed

me, actually in bed: now is the perfect time to watch three seasons of a show ive already seen too much of

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