I really like the idea of Lance and Hunk growing up outside of the US and coming to the Garrison with this like. Preconceived notion of what America is going to be like based on the stuff they’ve seen on tv/movies/etc. Specifically when it comes to school.
Lance: Okay but… when do we get the sack of flour?
Pidge: … What are you talking about?
Lance: You know? The flour? (Makes a rocking motion with his arms) The baby project? When do I get my flour baby? I want to start my flour family with Hunk.
headcanon that lance says things like “what the cheese”, “holy crow”, and “gone apples and bananas” because he’s got younger siblings and he couldn’t curse around them, so he edited his favourite sayings. “shit” is his favourite curse word but he kind of fudges it more often than not now because he’s a good big brother.
pidge and hunk are the only ones who know, and they’ll stand up for him when keith started making fun of lance’s baby talk. keith feels a lil bad about it so when he apologizes to lance, he just goes, “i hecked up” and lance grins so huge. and when he notices the rest of the paladins are regularly using his silly little phrases or making up their own sfw versions of curses, he definitely gets a little emotional about it because they’re family
reckless & terribly gay 