vodka-aunt-coran:

vodka-aunt-coran:

heith concept: keith likes hunk, but thinks hunk doesn’t like him bc he’s lance’s best friend and lance is always fighting with him. but hunk actually just rly likes him and doesn’t know how to handle it, esp since he thinks keith doesn’t like him bc he’s friends w lance. this leads to lance trying to incorporate keith into their friend group, but he’s weirdly aggressive abt it bc they’re still “”“rivals”“”, and basically i want a miscommunication heith fic featuring lance as the Worst Wingman Ever.

lance: hey loser, hunk and i are going to the movies tonight

keith: ??? ok, good for you

lance: UGH ok fine i GUESS you can come too

keith: wha–

lance: shut up. here’s your ticket.

[later]

lance: oh jeez, sorry guys, looks like i can’t make it tonight

keith: jesus christ lance if you didn’t want me to come you could just be straightforward about it

hunk: yeah that’s fine, we can just cancel the plans i guess

lance: [frustrated scream]