♡ briana | 23 | she/her | bi/pan ♡ into wwe (especially sami zayn), video games, and quoting john mulaney ♡
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Bioware: Done! The game is ready to ship!
Bioware: Wait! Oh no we’ve done it again! We’ve forgotten the hair options!
Bioware: Hey, you! You will design the hair options!
Random Joe: But I normally only design the helmets!
Bioware: You will do fine! Get on it!
Random Joe: …all right… how long do I have?
Bioware: One hour!
Random Joe: That seems a bit sho-
Bioware: ONE HOUR!!
*one hour later*
Bioware: Yes, these will do, add 20 bald options to make it look like we’ve given them choices!
Bioware: But wait! Aren’t we forgetting something… Oh right, eyebrows!
Bioware: Hey you! Design some eyebrows!
Random Steve: But I only do the coffee!
Bioware: Doesn’t matter,just think ‘hairy caterpillars’!
Random Steve: Are you su-
Bioware: Just draw some hairy caterpillars!
Bioware: You have 5 minutes!
you have to crouch and then press a to do a backflip
use whirlwind sprint
climb on the desk and double jump from there
hookshot to the ceilight lamp then move the pad back and forth to swing
Hang onto the tiny ledge on either side and shimmy across.
Start in a sprint, crouch slide and then press X to do a bullet jump.
use a ladder
You have to run, press z to crouch and press a to do a long jump
Use fly
noclip
No no no! You need a Blue Crystal you see.. just equip it and crouch right at the edge of the door.
pfft, scrubs. Double jump off to the side by the other furniture and land on the wall, half in-bounds, then jump across the gap. I do this all the time, it’s easy. You’ll roll straight through the wall.
Explorers can interact with the stuff on the desk, and it spawns some Loftite shards which give you enough of a boost to just double jump up there.
Just blink across the ledge.
run into the corner, stand at a 90% angle, and jump 3 times.
the small bird will fly you over the disproportionate gap
Turn into a wolf and and your imp companion will help you leap across the distance
Do a bomb hover.
Use your goddamn portal gun, this is the easiest puzzle ever