eightmonkeys:

alistair is born in 9:10 dragon and origin takes place in 9:30 dragon. he’s fucking 20 years old when origins happens. that makes my brosca fucking? 19?? what the hell???? theyre kids. theyre KIDS. fuck loghain. how does it feel to get your shit kicked in by a couple of babies

preschoolcult:

Warden: I’m moronsexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. A guy asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight.

Alistair: Why do they call it a ‘brothel?’ There’s no broth. Or is there?

Warden: *while taking off their clothes* Alistair, you’re so fucking stupid