Bioware: Done! The game is ready to ship!
Bioware: Wait! Oh no we’ve done it again! We’ve forgotten the hair options!
Bioware: Hey, you! You will design the hair options!
Random Joe: But I normally only design the helmets!
Bioware: You will do fine! Get on it!
Random Joe: …all right… how long do I have?
Bioware: One hour!
Random Joe: That seems a bit sho-
Bioware: ONE HOUR!!
*one hour later*
Bioware: Yes, these will do, add 20 bald options to make it look like we’ve given them choices!
Bioware: But wait! Aren’t we forgetting something… Oh right, eyebrows!
Bioware: Hey you! Design some eyebrows!
Random Steve: But I only do the coffee!
Bioware: Doesn’t matter,just think ‘hairy caterpillars’!
Random Steve: Are you su-
Bioware: Just draw some hairy caterpillars!
Bioware: You have 5 minutes!
reckless & terribly gay 