grimbork-jade:

shiftaria:

gayendermen:

why you should build a treehouse in minecraft

  • they’re cool
  • they keep the monsters out
  • you can build them on jungle trees out of pretty jungle wood
  • they look fucking epic
  • good view
  • they’re cool

This seems like some pro-elf life bullshit

Allow me, your local dwarf advocate, a moment of your time to consider Caves

  • Dig’n’done
  • Lots of stone
  • Cold, damp, and cool lookin
  • Torches REALLY pop deep down
  • Like the Earth is giving your home a hug
  • It’s called Minecraft not Treecraft

Thanks for attending my TED talk (Totally Epic Dwarf)

Cowards, all of you! Floating islands are truly the way to go

  • Good view of everything
  • Can be built out of everything but sand, gravel, and concrete powder
  • Monster-proof
  • For multiplayer, they’re invader-prof
  • Can easily make booby traps
  • s k y