
Tag: veggie tales
I feel like the real peril of growing up Christian that no one really talks about is how deeply veggie tales songs get embedded into your fuckin head like a ticking time bomb of inanity
it could be decades later and you’re minding your own business in line at the grocery store or on the bus or trying to fall asleep and from the depths of your brain comes “the bunny, the bunny, ooh I love the bunny”
you’ll never be free
what she says: i’m fine
what she means: does the hippo see them? is the poor mute cebu successful in communicating the imminent danger to the other passengers? is the boy injured? why is the sad cebu sad? is the canoe wood or aluminum?
Veggie Tales is better than I remember