TRUE – reckless & terribly gay

starkoholic:

peardita:

stanleyraymondkowalski:

acuzena:

malefeministthor:

heimdall after thor comes to the bifrost gate for the 30th time that day to ask him a dumb, slutty question about stars:

@ghostclvb

#thor walks like the 3 full miles of the bifrost or whatever not wearing a shirt #just to be like ‘heimdall which star is the BIGGEST star’#and lean in real close when heimdall puts his arm on thor’s should to properly point it out #this has happened every other week for at least 5 centuries

Thor keeps hoping Heimdall will say “you,” doesn’t he

#‘the stars are beautiful tonight aren’t they’ #‘hey heimdall you know what else is beautiful’ #‘heimdall hey’

gaycaspian:

i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again, having a thing for vampires does NOT make you a monster fucker, vampires are ENTRY-LEVEL, you don’t get fully initiated into the club until you want to bone AT LEAST one demon,

cassianandor:

i guess people still didnt get it: if it’s a story set in space, there’s no straight characters. cause space is gay af. everybody in space is hella gay. the only straight stuff in space are the blades of the lightsabers

bitchycode:

fumbling-towards-ecstasy001:

warpedrhythm:

monkeysaysficus:

acciowine:

spjcegirls:

petboyfriend:

What is gay privilege?

better sex

No accidental kids.

Date someone your size and double your wardrobe.

Being able to listen to really good music together because of automatic good taste.

Not being straight.

Throwing up rainbows

sheet music: IT IS ILLEGAL TO MAKE PHOTO COPIES OF THIS MUSIC
choir director: *makes 30+ copies of sheet music* “WHO STILL NEEDS A COPY?”