Person: (does anything to Lance)

Hunk:

anything: happens

shiro:

theater truly transcends boundaries by bringing together the worst kind of introverts (english majors) and the worst kind of extroverts (drama kids)

incorrectdragonage:

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Inquisitor: Why should I die? I’m not the asshole.
Solas:

How does one go about dating you??

heilstrahl:

first of all you will need to raise my approval rating and complete my personal quest when it becomes available and afterwards pick the option that starts a romance path from the dialogue wheel once it pops up

maidenruby:

Freshmen Me: i dont get why older students hate us freshmen so much its so dumb ugh

Senior Me: who the fuck let all these fucking gremlins into this school

your fave is problematic: dragon age: inquisition

yfipdragonage:

way too much parkour for a game whose movement style is REALLY NOT suited to parkour

it took me 500 attempts to jump up that slope

are you fuckign kidding me

voguemorge:

the parks and recreation theme song is what the inside of a golden retriever’s head sounds like

scarpology:

i hate knowin that people that ruined parts of me still live and function like nothing ever happened