me: wow i didnt know there was a bard’s college in skyrim that you can join. will my character be able to play instruments? i wonder what kind of new and interesting quests are involved?
bard’s college: go into the Draugr Pit™ and find the Old Fucking Shit Drum for us

things i still don’t understand

starprinced:

  1. how pietro was able to be killed by a couple of bullets when it has been proved that to him, bullets move in slow motion????? it just does not make logical sense??? pietro is probably much faster than a couple of bullets and yet he is killed by ~6 of them???? could he not have pushed the bus in front of clint and then run away??? he might have gotten clipped by one or two this way but it is likely that they would not have killed him???? pietro maximoff’s death made no earthly sense and it haunts me to this day
  2. brucenat

dudebemycompanion:

marauders4evr:

“I want an Elsa with dark skin.”

So, you want her to look like Katara?

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“I want a more realistic relationship between Elsa and her sibling.”

You mean like the realistic relationship between Katara and her sibling?

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“I want more scenes where Elsa learns how to control her powers.”

You mean like how we saw Katara go from being an amateur to practicing, working hard, and becoming a master?

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“I want scenes that prove that Elsa’s a feminist icon.”

You mean like how Katara literally fought the patriarchy?

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“I want-”

Katara.

You want Katara.

Katara.

I never knew how much I wanted it until… Oh look, there it is. It’s been there right in front of our faces for ten years. Good.