Tag: thor

starkoholic:

peardita:

stanleyraymondkowalski:

acuzena:

malefeministthor:

heimdall after thor comes to the bifrost gate for the 30th time that day to ask him a dumb, slutty question about stars:

@ghostclvb

#thor walks like the 3 full miles of the bifrost or whatever not wearing a shirt#just to be like ‘heimdall which star is the BIGGEST star’#and lean in real close when heimdall puts his arm on thor’s should to properly point it out#this has happened every other week for at least 5 centuries

Thor keeps hoping Heimdall will say “you,” doesn’t he

#‘the stars are beautiful tonight aren’t they’ #‘hey heimdall you know what else is beautiful’ #‘heimdall hey’

starklinqs:

Avengers: Huh, it’s been a while since Thor’s been back, hope he isn’t too confused about all of our new members and what’s been going on.

Thor: *flying into battle with an axe* Hey everyone nice to meet ya by the way I’ve brought back Banner also meet my friends Rabbit and Tree I’ll introduce you to my space team and my friend throckmorton and my personal drunk hero later at the family dinner xoxoxo oh yeah also made up with loki watched him die but he could also be that random green snake right there, lost an eye gained an eye lost my hammer gained an axe also the rest of Asgard and I need to crash with one of you because *jean ralphio voice* tECHNICALLY I’M HOMELESSSSSSS