toastyhat:

darkness.  “can you drive…a storm?”  fade in on a shiny new car.  “can you smell…a steering wheel?” pan over the car, which is so very shiny.  “this car is you.”  loving examination of the dashboard with all its dials and features.  “the interior is freedom.”  extended shot of a happy, confident man driving it down the road.  music swells.  “the exterior…is a wolf.” driving montage.  “the new mazda 6…it’s an idea.  an idea that’s really cool and you really like it.  it’s all about you.  please buy it.”