this… is me…. – reckless & terribly gay

ccoliver:

emmersdrawberry:

koalatea:

i am both the concerned mother and idiot baby of the friend group like i will hound everyone for not wearing jackets in the cold and i’ll keep snacks 4 ppl in my bag but they have 2 stop me from trying 2 chug an entire bottle of cîroc

chaotic neutral mom friend

@mrsuniiverse

usbdongle:

ive never fucked off and been a fun and irreverent young person bc im literally aware of all possible things that could go wrong at all times in any given situation

gaelsdiego:

the thought of me having sex: nice

the thought of someone being intimate with me and seeing me naked and knowing what I look like that vulnerable: absolutely disgusting

psimagnet:

me: i’m staying out of the drama

also me: guess fucking what

transmariahcarey:

flacarica:

thatassnicki:

ADELE RAPPING NICKI MINAJ’s VERSE FROM “MONSTER” 🔥🔥🔥

omfg……..

IGGY WHO????

honorifics:

I’m not the type of girl anybody wants to be with. My body takes up too much space and I laugh too loudly for too long and I shout when other people are quiet and when I’m drunk I type in caps and I always wanted to be mysterious and beautiful and untouchable like other girls but if you ask I will give you everything and I fucking despise that

Sexual orientation: People are pretty and I am scared of all of them.