Fucking dropped him…
Tag: this has no business being this funny
me: hi how are you?
customer: im returning this
me: *slaps my ass loud enough to deafen them* i said how are you
I’m cranky because I messed up my sleep schedule fighting through an Ambien to stay awake hyperfixating on Don Bluth’s Thumbelina.
qabu:
Leonardo da Binchi
Don’t call him that
Leonardo da
oh god i just remembered people ship thor and dr strange that’s like shipping jesus christ with a minecraft youtuber
I cannot stop fucking laughing at this comparison
me when i get off a rollercoaster
me, when I see a dog:
reckless & terribly gay 