me: *is having a hard time*
me: wow i really want to reach out to my friends for support
my brain: wrong that is manipulative and 100% not allowed you can never do that

when someone thinks you’re cool

looking at your tumblr dashboard heading into the halloween season

stanford-pines:

earthdad:

me: send me pics

you: what u wanna see?(;

me: spiderman

you: what?

me:

Steven Universe

amefisting:

Cons: Many hiatuses

Pros: Literally everything besides that

monsterkissed:

here is an idea: normalise the idea that adopting kids is a valid option even for parents who could conceive a child themselves, and not just an inferior backup option for parents who can’t

paul rudd: *does literally anything*
me: BOBBY NEWPORT’S
me: NEVER HAD A REEEEEEAL JOB
me: IN HIS LIFE

grossboi:

THE FUNNIEST THING ABT CHOPPED IS like its like “2.3 seconds left” and these chefs R like “DAMN LEMME MAKE A VINAIGRETTE RN”
AND IM ON MY COUCH SCREAMING IMTO A PILLOW LIKE BRAD YOU HAVE A SECOND LEFT AND YOURE PULLING OUT UR BLENDER

yeah i’m part of the lgbt community

nbasuka:

Love Grabbin Big Tiddies

alrightevans:

remember that time harry accidentally did some underage magic and stormed out of the house and his immediate reaction was to begin planning his life as an outcast harry is such a drama queen jfc