im a romantic but the plot twist is that im unlovable

Peter Parker: *sees Hulk in person for the first time*

Peter: absolute

peterquillapologist:

anyone who says they would rather be an avenger than a guardian is a fool. the guardians go on constant outer space adventures with a talking tree set to 70’s dad music. plus they all love and would literally die for each other. what do the avengers do? assemble for five minutes then get into a walmart parking lot fight and never see each other again. fuck you.

Thor ghost wrote this

vonschweetz:

I can’t believe that we’ve been invested in a whole month of two men hitting each other in the dick for THIS

lordvoldetit:

“you look tired” ok well gays don’t sleep janet what’s ur point

klanced:

platonicsheith:

klanced:

The fandom consistently portrays Hunk as the softest and most non confrontational Paladin, which I Guess is true when you compare him to a hothead like Keith… Anyway my point was, Hunk is the Paladin who tries to resolve conflicts nonviolently, but when you force his hand- Hoo boy. He hits you with that one-two, quick and fast, dirty and straight to the point. Come get some.

the fact that he gets portrayed like that is hilarious because he was like…Completely Willing to leave rolo and nyma with a broken ship so he could get back to shay and save the balmera

I KNOW LIKE……

rolo & nyma: hello oh mighty Paladins we are but humble bounty hunters who have been cursed on this day please help us and our ship we are in dire need of assistance and

hunk:

the schuyler sisters

Aaron Burr: You smell rich.
Angelica Schuyler: What an incredibly weird thing to say.

giwatafiya:

rickgrimesbabyface:

Y’all, rich people tip like shit

I pull up at this nice ass house, I’m walking to the door as the woman pulls in her driveway so the pizza is definitely not late.

I’m all smiley and courteous and shit, she tipped me $1 on a $51 bill.

The next house I have is in a lower class neighborhood, she tips me $4.00 on a $14 bill.

rich people don’t value yr labor at all

This has ALWAYS been my experience in food service. Rich people tip like shit because they feel your job isn’t a ‘real’ job. They’re used to being serviced so they don’t appreciate hard labor. It’s so gross.

And poorer people always tip nice because…well the opposite reason.

stardomina:

Commander Cullen

choco-minto:

You know it’s a bioware game when you can appreciate the three years they put into the storyline, the thousands of hours they put into the gameplay environment, and the twenty minutes they put into the hairstyles.