steven universe episode idea: mayor dewey keeps bothering pearl so she used holo pearl as a decoy and he doesnt notice anything wrong so hes just trying to make conversation with a hologram that wants to fight him for 2 hours

breathtaking steven universe scenes

in france

someone: oui
me: ARE THE CRYSTAL GEMS

cherubgirl:

Rupphirebomb Day 4: Kissing

I was pretty determined to do this one…

future child: I had a bad dream. Will you sing me a song to make me feel better?
me: of course sweetie
me: THIS IS GARNET. BACK TOGETHER

me as a parent

me (holding my first child): his name is steven
my parents: aw what a nice name!
me (holding my second child): her name is ruby
my parents: well that’s an unusual name but very pretty
me (holding my third child): her name is lapis
my parents: god damn it IS THIS ABOUT THAT FUCKING CARTOON