if you need binders/breast forms/makeup/etc but don’t want your parents to know, now is the best time to get it.
you can order whatever it is online and when the package comes in if the ask what it is you can say something like “it’s a secret!” or even just sssh them. they’ll assume it’s a present for whatever holiday you celebrate and probably won’t press the issue.
you have to crouch and then press a to do a backflip
use whirlwind sprint
climb on the desk and double jump from there
hookshot to the ceilight lamp then move the pad back and forth to swing
Hang onto the tiny ledge on either side and shimmy across.
Start in a sprint, crouch slide and then press X to do a bullet jump.
use a ladder
You have to run, press z to crouch and press a to do a long jump
Use fly
noclip
No no no! You need a Blue Crystal you see.. just equip it and crouch right at the edge of the door.
pfft, scrubs. Double jump off to the side by the other furniture and land on the wall, half in-bounds, then jump across the gap. I do this all the time, it’s easy. You’ll roll straight through the wall.
Explorers can interact with the stuff on the desk, and it spawns some Loftite shards which give you enough of a boost to just double jump up there.
Just blink across the ledge.
run into the corner, stand at a 90% angle, and jump 3 times.
the small bird will fly you over the disproportionate gap
Turn into a wolf and and your imp companion will help you leap across the distance
Do a bomb hover.
Use your goddamn portal gun, this is the easiest puzzle ever
a friend *stabs me in the kidney and empties my bank account*
me: I can’t believe you would do this! I thought you cared about me!
me a few days later: I apologize for shouting at you and I think I definitely need to recognize the part I played in this situation cos it’s not all on you. Anyways I think we can work past this.
me: is depressed
internet: inject coconut oil into your heart. fucking. jam it in there. fuck. fucking. bathe in it. stick your face in it. fucking. coconut oil fucking RAW.
This is what happens when you politely turn down a date.
I called the mesa police department. She literally told me to “ignore it, he’ll shut up eventually.”
He’s given me 48 hours to change my mind or else he will be making the decision for me. Over 24 of them have passed. I do not know this person. They know exactly where I live and have been watching me for some time now.
Please signal boost this. Even if you don’t live in Arizona. I want everyone to be aware that this type of stuff is happening and the police are letting it.
I am trapped in my house, and they don’t care. They know this man’s plans to harm me. I am in immediate danger. I am afraid for my life. And the police are letting it happen.
reckless & terribly gay 