someone: oui
me: ARE THE CRYSTAL GEMS
Tag: same
future child: I had a bad dream. Will you sing me a song to make me feel better?
me: of course sweetie
me: THIS IS GARNET. BACK TOGETHER
me as a parent
me (holding my first child): his name is steven
my parents: aw what a nice name!
me (holding my second child): her name is ruby
my parents: well that’s an unusual name but very pretty
me (holding my third child): her name is lapis
my parents: god damn it IS THIS ABOUT THAT FUCKING CARTOON
Wade Wilson, RENT fan
Staff: *punches me in the face* say it
Me: never
Staff: say that the update was good
Me: *spits in their face* fuck you
I hope nicki minaj knows I love her
reckless & terribly gay 