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Tracking Service, as helpfully as possible: Your order is out for delivery! It should arrive by 8 PM today!
Me, sitting by the door at 8:12 AM: pakige
Tag: same
Things that are better than love:
The history of Disney parks attractions
Extinct Disney attractions
Disney dark rides but with the lights on
Reciting Disney attraction spiels
Disney attractions
Disney parks
y’all always ripping on skyrim but I know you each have at least 200 hours on it
OTHER GIRLS: go to festivals and have a nice time with friends. drink bubble tea. sun tan
ME: nearly dislocate shoulder jerking off. haven’t tasted water in many months
Mood.
me: *sees glitter*
glitter: ✨✨✨
me: :0 !!!!
How do i send nudes to these anime guys on mystic messenger
Me: I came to lay the beast.
Monster: Don´t you mean slay?
Me: *takes a good look at them* I´m definitely sure it´s the first one.
reckless & terribly gay 