venterry:

me, starting a new game: i’m gonna be evil this time

me, 5 minutes into said game: Being Mean Is Not Nice

me, after failing to be evil: i’m gonna look up the youtube videos of that playthrough instead

me, looking at the videos: i can’t watch this

the goal in life, as is i expect for anyone, is to fuck a vampire

earthdad:

me: send me pics

you: what u wanna see?(;

me: spiderman

you: what?

me:

me @ wwe’s creative team/writing:

new-day-rocks:

alarmfire:

me, when i feel better for a moment: recovery! is! possible! i love living and it is truly a gift
me, three minutes later after a mood swing: i will never recover and i’m unlovable and i’m gonna die miserable

hunkisprecious:

I am a

⚪ Human

⚪ Alien

🔘 Hunk Stan

Looking for

⚪ A reason to live

⚪ My Wife

🔘 Hunk Character Development

cinemasims:

rhea: bennnnn! the fuck? why are you asleep it’s six in the afternoon! get up!

ben: shhh go away

rhea: get your ass up!!