nsfw text – reckless & terribly gay

equalistmako:

equalistmako:

FINALLY.

it’s been 10 years

the goal in life, as is i expect for anyone, is to fuck a vampire

venom: appears

y’all: turn into monster fuckers who want his tongue in your ass

i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again, having a thing for vampires does NOT make you a monster fucker, vampires are ENTRY-LEVEL, you don’t get fully initiated into the club until you want to bone AT LEAST one demon,

nzagul:

there are only two genders: monster fuckers and cowards

woodmeat:

woodmeat:

woodmeat:

pussylipgloss:

uptown funk made me sexually attracted to bruno mars…….

stop!!!

wait a minute

fill my butt put some liquor in it!

@sourpatchdaddy

esper-bros:

Are you a robot fucker, a ghost smoocher or a slut for aliens

gorgonsach:

we are searching dobby pussy indulgence instead

bunchofbloom:

Man, the middle aged ladies really dig Greg.

lezcorp:

astriferousaesthetic:

astriferousaesthetic:

go find what a fic of ur life would be tagged as on ao3

i h a v e m a d e a m i s t a k e

Well-lubed intergalactic femslash

That’s…startlingly accurate