minecraft villager: hrn…
everybody out loud: hrn..
Tag: minecraft
u got minecraft? um we can do survival hard mode togethr… i got ur back bro dont worry those creepers cant touch us bro.. i found a mineshaft and got u a diamond just for u…
the furry tinder guy who gave me minecraft: do you think youd want to loose your virginity to me lol
me:
i might as well delete my tumblr because I will never be funnier than this
hey im a minecraft sheep & youre watching disney channel
Bob Ross would have fucking LOVED minecraft
Its your world where you can do anything you want. You can put anything you want in it. You can put the happy little trees anywhere
minecraft music… has a sadness to it… this cannot be denied
minecraft music feels like knowing you can’t go home because it’s not there anymore
why you should build a treehouse in minecraft
- they’re cool
- they keep the monsters out
- you can build them on jungle trees out of pretty jungle wood
- they look fucking epic
- good view
- they’re cool
This seems like some pro-elf life bullshit
Allow me, your local dwarf advocate, a moment of your time to consider Caves
- Dig’n’done
- Lots of stone
- Cold, damp, and cool lookin
- Torches REALLY pop deep down
- Like the Earth is giving your home a hug
- It’s called Minecraft not Treecraft
Thanks for attending my TED talk (Totally Epic Dwarf)
Cowards, all of you! Floating islands are truly the way to go
- Good view of everything
- Can be built out of everything but sand, gravel, and concrete powder
- Monster-proof
- For multiplayer, they’re invader-prof
- Can easily make booby traps
- s k y
minecraft things
hey op what if im the entire vers column, functional bottom, and distinguished top?
Minecraft: *Ominous spooky noise*
Me,easily spooked: d…don’t do that,,
I wish i were an enderman. holding shit. teleportin. screaming when someone looks at me
reckless & terribly gay 