types of marvel fans i have seen on my dash during my time as a marvel fan

type 1: really love loki to a disturbing degree. probably joined around the time the first avengers movie came out. are rare nowadays but you occasionally still see one and cringe a lil bit but u do u fam
type 2: think the winter soldier is one of the greatest films ever made. would literally take a bullet for bucky barnes
type 2a: people who enjoy steve rogers (just kidding, this is everyone)
type 3: people who are in love with our lord and savior peggy carter
type 3a: people who are in love with our other lord and savior sharon carter
type 4: the guardians of the galaxy-ers. i’m pretty sure they’re high like at least 40% of the time when they’re not making fantastic edits
type 5: the Tony Stans™
type 6: the deadpool fans. interestingly probably the most respectful of the bunch
type 7: the comic book fans. always good for a good movie/comic comparison thanks guys
type 7a: the fraction!hawkeye fans. would die for kate bishop and think clint barton is A Mess™ (he is)
type 8: the Netflix Fan™. the only people capable of being adults here
type 9: never in my five years on this site have a seen an exclusively thor blog. but they must be out there. they must
type 10: people who have seen uncle ben die like three times too many. stop making origin stories for spiderman
type 11: people who needed the black panther movie yesterday (just kidding, this is also everyone)
type 12: people who would let natasha romonov kick them in the face
type 13: people who do not enjoy brucenat (just kidding, also everyone)

what she says: I’m fine
what she means: There was literally no narrative coherency or internal logic to Spider-Man being in Captain America: Civil War and you could have easily removed him from the plot without any impact. Why does Tony, who wanted accountability because of his guilt over innocent people dying in Sokovia, whose catalyst for siding with the government was that a grieving mother blamed him for her son’s death, recruit a child to fight in his war? Where is the narrative logic that leads him to go to a high school teenager and ask him to fight in a war he has no stakes in, implement him with his own ideals before Peter has a chance to form his own opinion, and tell him to go up against a bunch of super-powered adults? Why does no one call him out on how reckless and selfish this is? Why doesn’t anyone point out the hypocrisy of asking for accountability, then secretly recruiting a child behind their parental guardian’s back? How can the narrative paint Tony as the reasonable and responsible one in context of this? Isn’t it disrespectful to Peter’s character that he only exists to act as a snarking comic relief without any emotional impact on the plot and to disappear when the story has no longer any use for him? We could easily have allocated that screentime to focusing more on the other characters, like giving Natasha, Sharon and Wanda a proper ending to their arc, focusing more on Sam, or just working on concluding the movie in a meaningful way, instead we just get a lazy promo for the third iteration of Peter Parker’s Groundhog Day Loop from Hell.

robotmango:

i assume that, like, all of nyc is in on a conspiracy to hide the truth about blunt force head trauma from daredevil. like, to… protect his feelings??? the cops must be like “oh, yeah buddy, you really dinged those bad guys up! they’ll be feeling it for weeks! they’ll really think twice about Doing A Crime again.” when like, in reality, they are dead. they are dead people. they got busted in the head six times with a carbon fibre rod, and they died en route. i mean lets get real. daredevil showing up to the hospital with self-help books about starting over, “i’d like to drop these off for some of the bikers,” and the nurses all look at each other like, “uh… oh, honey, they were transferred to metro… north…. yeah, insurance thing. we’ll hold onto those for you.” they are all dead matt they’re dead. church is cool but maybe you should spend some more time on the Medical Side of wikipedia