*signs a legal document with a glitter gel pen*

oh, is your father ordained?

shattystrashstache:

real friendship is sending them a link to something terrible so you can both be traumatized at the same time

cummied:

*drops down on one knee* will u sin with me

oiliest:

tooly

i am king

asheswillfly:

angelreedy:

my aesthetic: the token quirky/weird/goth girl from every 90′s/early 00′s movie or TV show

im so about this

The Signs As Disney Protagonists

suckmyassstrology:

Aries: Mulan (Headstrong and courageous)

Taurus: Sally Skelington (Very reliable, caring and persistent)

Gemini: Rapunzel (Creative, good with words, freedom loving)

Cancer: Aurora (Kind, hopeless romantic, drifting thought patterns)

Leo: Tiana (Entrepreneurial and ambitious)

Virgo: Snow White (Very much in touch with nature and the earth)

Libra: Pocahontas (Settles conflict with justice and love rather than more conflict.)

Scorpio: Elsa (Very self-reflective, self-sufficient and needs to control their abilities)

Sagittarius: Arial (Yearning to explore and experience new things)

Capricorn: Belle from Beauty and The Beast (Loves to find comfort in books and can find beauty in everything.)

Aquarius: Merida (Fights for change and free will)

Pisces: Alice (Head in the clouds, very imaginative and challenges normal thinking patterns)