DM, while I’m in combat: “Give me a perception check.”

Me: “Uh, 14?”

DM: “Nevermind.”

Me:

game guide: we don’t recommend playing as a mage on your first playthrough-

me, running from enemies, with two hp to my name: fuck you i’m a wizard

lesbianontheice:

sometimes………..fandom artists that are more popular………….are worse

druddigon:

drn-000:

druddigon:

drn-000:

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yoshi has committed tax fraud

give me proof or i will find you for accusing yoshi of breaking the law!!!!!!!!!!!

astroidkid:

y do dudes get like… offended when a fat girl loves herself…. lmao

Shoutout to that ex that you never actually dated but when y’all stopped talking it felt just like a break up

storybookhawke:

Anyone else find it funny that the Inquisitor’s private quarters can only be accessed through a door right in the main hall?

I guess there’s no keeping any romances secret since anyone who wants to visit/sleep with the Inquisitor would have to walk through the main hall every single time in front of everyone.