*to the tune of shots* dogs! dogs! dogs! dogs! dogs! dogs!
2013: fuck miley cyrus
2014: okay i can kind of respect miley cyrus for being her own person and not doing what others say she has to do
2015: fUCK MILEY CYRUS
shapeshifting is the best super power because you can have any haircut any time you want, you can turn into a hotter version of yourself, you can turn into a dragon, you can turn into a robot, you can turn into a shambling mound of abstract shapes and sulk outside your estranged fatherβs house at night while chanting ominously about his sins,