good morning i love not being heterosexual
Tag: literally me
me: is mean spirited, is always ready to fight, gets angry over small things
also me: avoids confrontation, cant handle negative emotions, will die if someone is upset with me
https://vine.co/v/etnMXMgQqOu/embed/simple//platform.vine.co/static/scripts/embed.js
me af
Person 1: “Ugh, I can’t lift this, it’s too heavy.”
Person 2: “Yeah, that’s ‘cause you’re a chick.”
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REASONS TO DATE ME
- im really pretty if im the only one in the room and theres no one to compare me to
- really though i have nice hair and i’d let u play with it
- also nice lips
- im very nice
- id probably never make you feel bad abt yourself and if i did i’d apologize for like 3000 yrs afterwards
- i’ll laugh at ur jokes
- i’ll always want to make out or be touching in some way
- i wear lots of sweaters so im basically adorable
- i’ll love u a lot
https://vine.co/v/eYrbgj7nP2r/embed/simple//platform.vine.co/static/scripts/embed.js
when ur car has a panic button
Person 1: My car is cooler than your car!
Person 2: Uh, does your car have a panic button?
Person 1: What does that do?
Person 2: [presses button]
[I Write Sins Not Tragedies by Panic! at the Disco plays loudly]
Everytime I watch this I’m furious that the song doesn’t play for longer.
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Some pretty pastel space backgrounds just for you because I love you ♥
me: (is really in a rough place and wants love and validation)
me: (doesn’t want to come off as needy/manipulative for asking for help)
me: (says some weird/funny catchphrase to distract people from the fact that i’m suffering)
anyone ever: It’s getting hot in here.
my brain: ……so take off all your clothes 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉
me: wtf why??? still? what year is it??????
reckless & terribly gay 