bethesda game: you awake Well Rested
me: god i wish that were me

What about big dicks? ;-)

highlifeflylife:

holyromanhomo:

Anything over 8 inches is only attractive for the novelty of it, like what am I supposed to do with that? Die?

Unpopular opinion but 8 inches is a lot too. The depth of the average vaginal canal is 5-7in when aroused. 8 still leaves any where from 1-3in of dry dick. Where you trynna put the rest of that? Cause I gotta go to work and I can’t be on leave because you’re trynna make 3 additional inches of dick fit.

I mean, I don’t have a vaginal canal, but I hear ya. No matter where you’re putting it these extra inches seem down right unnecessary.

Let 2017 be the year of reasonable dicks

ethnicjewofficial:

codeinewarrior:

jinkies 👀

Big lesbian mood

kremissius:

i’m so disheartened and appalled by the wave of whitewashing/bad representation directed towards Asians these days. we got Iron Fist, Ghost in the Shell and now Death Note. why the fuck is this a thing in 2017? Asians are often forgotten in medias, and now it’s especially true and somehow people still find excuses for their disgusting racism.

@sourpatchdaddy

❤

just-shower-thoughts:

Gangsters holding guns sideways is a trend set in movies to influence potential criminals in lowering their firing accuracy.

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niklisson:

So I hear it was Zevran week?

theamazingladygeek:

0ffbeatt:

I DON’T FUCKIN UNDERSTAND DREAMWORKS MAN.
THEY CAN MAKE SHIT LIKE THIS:

AND THEY HAVE LIKE REALLY NICE CHARACTERS AND IT’S A GOOD STORY AND IT LOOKS SUPER PRETTY, BUT THEN LIKE EVERY OTHER YEAR OR SO THEY COME OUT WITH LIKE A REALLY WEIRD LOOKIN MOVIE WITH WEIRD CONCEPTS AND SHIT LIKE THIS COMES OUT:

AND I’M JUST SO CONFUSED LIKE WTF MAN WHAT IS YOUR ANIMATION STUDIO WHAT IS YOUR ANGLE I DON’T GET IT.

shush you, Shark Tale was a wonderful movie