Warden: I’m moronsexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. A guy asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight.
Alistair: Why do they call it a ‘brothel?’ There’s no broth. Or is there?
Warden: *while taking off their clothes* Alistair, you’re so fucking stupid
reckless & terribly gay 