onegirlinalltheworld: “I’m one of the worst drivers I’ve ever seen. And I just want you all to know that if you’re ever on the highway behind me, uh… I hear you honking, and I also don’t want me to be doing what I’m doing.”
onlys0-much: kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd: bisexualgambit: jewishdragon: officialqueer: safety-officer-barto: “Salt and Pepper Diner is John Mulaney’s funniest bit” is Xanax/Prostate Exam erasure and I will not stand for it The overlooking of “The One Thing You Can’t Replace” is a criminal act. LISTEN, I WAS JUST WATCHING JOHN MULANEY AND I RAISE YOU HOW COULD YOU NOT SAY DELTA AIRLINES???? Bill Clinton Never Forgets A Bitch, Ever One black coffee.
reckless & terribly gay 