Hamilton: FUCK the government
Washington: *deep sigh* we ARE the government, Alexander.

captain-liddy:

I hope my continued existence is really annoying to people who hate me. I hope people who dislike me have to continually hear about how pretty and talented I am and how much fun I’m having with people who like me.

nickvalcntines:

i’ve never played a dragon age game in my life and mykie wanted my reactions to some of the companions. i think i nailed it.

incorrectdragonage:

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Cullen: Don’t forget to lift with your legs, Cassandra.
Cassandra: I know how to lift, jackass. I’ve been carrying this team the entire time I’ve been here.

commandercullen:

Commander Cullen by gravity-zero

kremissius:

also people like! blah blah alistair romance is so basic! ! ! needs to stop bc its just something very soft and endearing that happens and grows into love between people who went through a lot and rely on each other and if you think its boring bc its simple and bc alistair is just a ‘good guy’ think about all the ppl who romance him and find comfort in the romance bc yeah he is a nice loving man and its a feel good, cheesy af love story