if anyone would like to learn a couple tricks for carving pumpkins:
– dont cut out the top to scoop out the seeds, cut out the bottom instead. this way the pumpkin doesnt cave in on itself and lasts longer
– sprinkle some cinnamon inside at the top after carving. this way when you put the candle in it smells like pumpkin pie
this is the quality content I wanna see on my dash
– rub the i sides with lemon after you’re done scooping. This will also help preserve the pumpkin
It’s fucking June, at least wait until the fourth of July, you animal.
I’m sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of me disemboweling this pumpkin.
1:30 p.m. — Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1 5 p.m. — Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2 9 p.m. — Hocus Pocus 12 a.m. — Corpse Bride
5 p.m. — Casper 7 p.m. — The Addams Family 9 p.m. — Addams Family Values 12 a.m. — I Know What You Did Last Summer
Oct. 22
4 p.m. — The Addams Family 6 p.m. — Addams Family Values 8 p.m. — The Hunger Games 12 a.m. — I Still Know What You Did Last Summer
Oct. 23
5:30 p.m. — The Hunger Games 8:30 p.m. — Sleepy Hollow 12 a.m. — Matilda
Oct. 24
7 a.m. — Matilda 9 a.m. — ParaNorman 11 a.m. — Corpse Bride 1 p.m. — The Nightmare Before Christmas 2:30 p.m. — Casper 4:30 p.m. — The Addams Family 6:30 p.m. — Addams Family Values 8:30 p.m. — Monsters University 11 p.m. — Toy Story OF TERROR! 11:30 p.m. — Hocus Pocus
Oct. 25
7 a.m. — ParaNorman 9 a.m. — Corpse Bride 11 a.m. — The Nightmare Before Christmas 12:30 p.m. — Casper 2:30 p.m. — The Addams Family 4:30 p.m. — Addams Family Values 6:30 p.m. — Toy Story OF TERROR! 7 p.m. — Monsters University 9:45 p.m. — Hocus Pocus
Oct. 26
5:30 p.m. — Sleepy Hollow 9 p.m. — Toy Story OF TERROR! 9:30 p.m. — The Nightmare Before Christmas 12 a.m. — Frankenweenie
Oct. 27
4 p.m. — Frankenweenie 6 p.m. — The Nightmare Before Christmas 7:30 p.m. — Toy Story OF TERROR! 9 p.m. — Hocus Pocus 12 a.m. — ParaNorman
5 p.m. — Casper 7 p.m. — The Addams Family 9 p.m. — Addams Family Values 12 a.m. — Hocus Pocus
Oct. 30
2:30 p.m. — The Addams Family 4:30 p.m. — Addams Family Values 6:30 p.m. — Hocus Pocus 8:30 p.m. — Poltergeist 12 a.m. — Poltergeist II: The Other Side
Oct. 31
7 a.m. — Batman 10 a.m. — Batman Returns 12:30 p.m. — Poltergeist 3 p.m. — Sleepy Hollow 5:30 p.m. — The Nightmare Before Christmas 7 p.m. — Hocus Pocus 9:15 p.m. — Hocus Pocus 11:30 p.m. — Sleepy Hollow
alt-cuntrol the only reason i would ever need cable
I’m so ready!!!
“Sir we dont have enough movies”
“Just play Hocus Pocus in the gaps”
“But Sir we would be playing it almost every day”
“I’m paying you to do, not think.”
“Okay but we have two time slots right next to each other”
“HOCUS. POCUS.”
reckless & terribly gay 