The whole thing can be summed up p well by this stunningly emotive line from chapter 3:
oh my sweet summer child. you know nothing of the terrors of the internet
im gonna ignore the fact that you could have found all this information from a google search and tell you all about this fic because my immortal is my fucking favorite thing ever
back up. let us return to a kinder time, a time when ff.net was the biggest fanfic site on the web and harry potter was still not complete and hot topic was the Place to Be. the year 2006.
one day on ff.net, a fic made its appearance. not just any fic. a harry potter AU fic where all the main characters were OOC bisexual goth vampires and got reassigned to slytherin, the author’s terrible self-insert OC was everyone’s love interest, the entire thing was written in chatspeak/textspeak, and every chapter began with the author yelling at he readerbase and demanding good reviews.
the entire thing reads like someone had watched harry potter on acid and decided to write a goth hot topic AU fanfic, featuring such well-known characters as Albert Dumblydore, Vlodemort, Snap, Loopin, and Hargrid. there is no plot except random horribly written sex scenes and descriptions of all the character’s clothes. at ome point marty mcfly makes a random appearance.
and NOBODY KNOWS TO THIS DAY if the author was a troll or not. she stopped updating the story in 2007 after something like 45 chapters had been put up. then ff.net removed this magnum opus from its archives in 2008, there was a mass rebellion, ff.net changed their grammar standards therefore not allowing the fic to be re-uploaded, someone uploaded it to an external site, and there it sits to this day for your reading pleasure.
“Hi Draco!” I said in a depressed voice.
There’s even a live action web series, because why wouldn’t there be?
(Also, just an fyi, the web hosting is now here, because Ebony is a free spirit and can’t be tied down to one domain)
Tag: gab
Girls of Nintendo
I like shipping the cheerful one with the grumpy one
i can never face my family again
You ever see something so funny you bypass laughing entirely and go straight for crying?
Peridot Confesses Her Love
how could you do this to me
( ¯•ω•¯ )诶嘿<3
I think the reason I love amedot so much is bc peridot is a shitty trash baby and amethyst loves trash
maybe it’s karma
In your OT3
- Who doesn’t know that aluminum foil shouldn’t go in the microwave.
- Who’s the little shit that doesn’t say anything cause they think it can’t go that badly
- And who comes home to a crispy microwave and the other two rubbing burn cream on each other
Overheard in the comic book store:
Kid 1: You’re such a dick, I heard you call yourself ‘J-San’, I mean, you’re not even fucking Japanese you fucking weeb.
Kid 2: My name’s Jason you twat.
reckless & terribly gay 