“What? Like, a disabled protagonist? How would that even work? How could someone with a disability be the hero in an action show?” local anime trash boy wonders while sitting next to his box sets of Full Metal Alchemist, showing no hint of irony or self awareness.
hoooOw dare you detective diaz i am your supIORIOR OFFICER!(BONE!!!!)whathappensinmybedroomdetectiveis none of your business (!boOoOoNE?!) dont, ever, speak to me like that again.
I’ve already reblogged this scene but the last comment is a masterclass in punctuation and vocal emphasis.
Bioware: Done! The game is ready to ship!
Bioware: Wait! Oh no we’ve done it again! We’ve forgotten the hair options!
Bioware: Hey, you! You will design the hair options!
Random Joe: But I normally only design the helmets!
Bioware: You will do fine! Get on it!
Random Joe: …all right… how long do I have?
Bioware: One hour!
Random Joe: That seems a bit sho-
Bioware: ONE HOUR!!
*one hour later*
Bioware: Yes, these will do, add 20 bald options to make it look like we’ve given them choices!
Bioware: But wait! Aren’t we forgetting something… Oh right, eyebrows!
Bioware: Hey you! Design some eyebrows!
Random Steve: But I only do the coffee!
Bioware: Doesn’t matter,just think ‘hairy caterpillars’!
Random Steve: Are you su-
Bioware: Just draw some hairy caterpillars!
Bioware: You have 5 minutes!
reckless & terribly gay 