me, staring at a pile of homework: you know what? now would be the Best time to read about mona lisa conspiracy theories
Tag: fuck
I can’t express how much I love this two. They are so adorable and cute and beautiful that I just-I just can’t handle it…
@mrsuniiverse !!!!
me: i used to really like glee
person: oh cool
me, looking into the distant, eyes unfocused, in a low mysterious voice:
i used to really like glee
*The movie Clueless ends*
*credits roll*
Me: ……okay but that was literally her brother…..
via Dorkly
i just had some serious realizations here people
the scariest president had to be Rushmore because he had four heads
it’s a good thing we captured him in that mountain even if we have to live in fear of the spell wearing off
do we still believe this legend? come on ya’ll it’s 2016 Rushmore was killed a hundred years ago. We’re SAFE NOW.
You people have clearly never taken a history lesson. His body was never found.
“Voldemort was incapable of love” ok but have you considered
//Marceline/Princess Bubblegum//
I want a “just checking in” kind of love.
a “baby did you eat today?” kind of love.
a “you’re the first person I told” kind of love.
an “I gotta kiss you before you leave” kind of love
an “I love you” before we say bye kind of love.
an “I noticed that you need this so I got it for you” kind of love.
a “we’re not going to bed til we’ve made up” kind of love.
a wipe my tears away kind of love.
a nonstop joke fest until I smile again kind of love.
a goofy smile when I walk in the room kind of love.
a hold me until my panic attack passes kind of love.
a rub my back after work kind of love.
I just want to feel completely, totally, truly loved.
Little bull asks papa Bull if his horns will be like that one day~
reckless & terribly gay 