twerklina:

knowyournewmeme:

knowyournewmeme:

knowyournewmeme:

knowyournewmeme:

LAST NAME: COWBOY

FIRST NAME: COWBOY

MIDDLE NAME: COWBOY

SUCKIN ALL THESE DICKS IM ON THAT COWBOY SHIT

BREAKIN ALL THE PLATES IN THE PLACE WITH MY COWBOY WHIP

SLURPIN ALL THE PASTA BETWEEN MY COWBOY LIPS

CODENAME: SOLID COWBOY

karadanver:

first i yee and then maybe if im feelin spicy i’ll even haw

rooish:

rooish:

Y’all ever have a week that’s like, a yee without a haw. A ya without a hoo. A hoot without a holler. A proverbial snake in ones metaphorical weathered ranglin’ boot.

You know what them boys say. Don’t squat with yer spurs on, but I wore them darn spurs anyway didn’t I Larry