♡ briana | 23 | she/her | bi/pan ♡ into wwe (especially sami zayn), video games, and quoting john mulaney ♡
Tag: dao
Warden: Hey Alistair? Can I talk to you about something?
Alistair: (oh god she’s talking to me)
Alistair: (ok ok ok breathe)
Alistair: (play it cool, you got this)
Alistair: (just a simple “ok” or a “sure” will do)
Alistair: (here goes)
Alistair: YeeeeEEEEEeeeEes?
Warden: Um
Alistair: (mm whatcha say)
also people like! blah blah alistair romance is so basic! ! ! needs to stop bc its just something very soft and endearing that happens and grows into love between people who went through a lot and rely on each other and if you think its boring bc its simple and bc alistair is just a ‘good guy’ think about all the ppl who romance him and find comfort in the romance bc yeah he is a nice loving man and its a feel good, cheesy af love story