Inquisitor: But, he was your second husband. Your first husband also disappeared. Vivienne: But that was his job. He was an illusionist. Inquisitor: But he never reappeared! Vivienne: He wasn’t a very good illusionist.
Cullen on the battlefield: MEN! MARCH ON! WE’LL SHOW THEM WHAT IT MEANS TO FACE THE FORCE OF THE INQUISITION! RAISE YOUR SWORDS HIGH AND YOUR SHIELDS HIGHER FOR WE WILL KILL THESE DEMONS AND CLAIM VICTORY IN THIS BATTLE! MAY ANDRASTE GUIDE US ALL. Cullen talking to the inquisitor: haha hey…. so……. you.. you like.. stuff? stuff is my favourite… thing … [leans on desk] so.. [slips and falls] FUCKwait no let me start again shit makers breath [glass bottles start falling everywhere] please wait-
reckless & terribly gay 