da – Page 20 – reckless & terribly gay

incorrectdragonage:

submitted by @adhdisabela

Cullen: Don’t forget to lift with your legs, Cassandra.
Cassandra: I know how to lift, jackass. I’ve been carrying this team the entire time I’ve been here.

Warden: Hey Alistair? Can I talk to you about something?
Alistair: (oh god she’s talking to me)
Alistair: (ok ok ok breathe)
Alistair: (play it cool, you got this)
Alistair: (just a simple “ok” or a “sure” will do)
Alistair: (here goes)
Alistair: YeeeeEEEEEeeeEes?
Warden: Um
Alistair: (mm whatcha say)

ladytrevelyan:

Forgive me. I doubt you came here for a lecture.

incorrectdragonage:

submitted by @w0nderball

Iron Bull: I recommend the crème brûlée.
Krem: I recommend you go away.

https://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/wolfboydeluxe/141691948308/tumblr_nhepxqEmFh1r230ny?plead=please-dont-download-this-or-our-lawyers-wont-let-us-host-audio
http://wolfboydeluxe.tumblr.com/post/141691948308/audio_player_iframe/wolfboydeluxe/tumblr_nhepxqEmFh1r230ny?audio_file=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fwolfboydeluxe%2F141691948308%2Ftumblr_nhepxqEmFh1r230ny

anotherfirename:

If the Hero of Ferelden is the love of his life and you talk to him after completing the Contact Hero of Ferelden mission then this happens. (He’s on the battlements where you met Hawke.)

Apologies for all the wind noises. I recorded this in-game.