b99 – reckless & terribly gay

amez-santiago:

b99 characters alignment chart: Jake Peralta (²⁄₂)

ashara:

romanovember:

youngsamberg:

benjiwyatt:

jake and amy’s vows but with black and white flashbacks because i wanna make you cry more

I’m crying like a big fat dumb baby crier THIS IS SO BEAUTIFUL

whaddup:

#my two moods

magnetarmaddaboutbooks:

aro-as-in-straight-as-a:

thegoodjanet:

izzy-almighty:

hot take: jake peralta is bi and john mulaney plays his ex boyfriend from high school in season six of brooklyn nine-nine

john mulaney plays a rockin’ twink

John Mulaney: *to himself* What would Leonard Bernstein do?

Captain Holt: *to Jake, quietly* I support your and Amy’s relationship with my whole heart but why on earth would you give up a man like that

@takemegnome

chrsevans:

Cinematic Parallels: Rosa Diaz (Brooklyn Nine-nine) and Ron Swanson (Parks and Recreation)

“I hate people!” “In general, I try to never speak with people.”

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arianagrandes:

Peralta’s hits, featuring original tracks such as:
Barley and Jimes, Cream In My Coffee, Come With Me (Amy To The Dumpster), Beatdown Boulevard, Maggot Drawer, Jake The Hero, & many more.

daydrinkbeliever:

Vodka aunt v. Wine mom

mak23686:

Remember when Brooklyn 99 predicted its own future?

san9ine:

healergay:

you really gotta be a fool to say tchaikovsky wasn’t gay. the man literally fired cannons in his 1812 overture, do you really think a straight man could achieve that drama? that panache? that power? grow up

this was ghostwritten by captain raymond holt.