vintage lgbtn flags!
Edgar Allen Bitch
F. Thot Fitzgerald
Charles Dickens
Waiting for your friend to get into her house after dropping her off like
Me. I WILL NOT drive off until i actually see you walk into your house lol
gendernihilistanarchocommunist:
I hope all of yall find $20 on the ground tomorrow.
And I mean that.
$50 maybe
a dropped money clip from some clumsy, unobservant capitalist shithead with in excess of $5000 in it
Reblog for money
If you’re driving tonight, check your back seat. Christmas is coming. 🎅🏼
pippenpaddlopsicopolisthethird:
Tracking Service, as helpfully as possible: Your order is out for delivery! It should arrive by 8 PM today!
Me, sitting by the door at 8:12 AM: pakige
sir that’s my emotional support milf











