greenwithenby:

greenwithenby:

People who prefer hot weather: Snow and ice are a pain, and the cold is just kind of uncomfortable even when you wrap up, you know?

People who prefer cold weather: MY SKIN LITERALLY MELTS OFF EVERY SUMMER I AM A FUCKING HUMAN SOUP AS WE SPEAK

you wouldn’t believe how many people reblogged this to whine about hot weather in the tags.

lesbianrey:

optimistic liberal reformist college freshman luke who believes the jedi order can be rebuilt once again if we all follow the light side this time

vs

radicalized anarcho-marxist

retired professor luke who knows that reform won’t solve the problem that jedi ideology is fundamentally broken and will continue to repeat a cycle of boom and bust

vodka-aunt-coran:

vodka-aunt-coran:

heith concept: keith likes hunk, but thinks hunk doesn’t like him bc he’s lance’s best friend and lance is always fighting with him. but hunk actually just rly likes him and doesn’t know how to handle it, esp since he thinks keith doesn’t like him bc he’s friends w lance. this leads to lance trying to incorporate keith into their friend group, but he’s weirdly aggressive abt it bc they’re still “”“rivals”“”, and basically i want a miscommunication heith fic featuring lance as the Worst Wingman Ever.

lance: hey loser, hunk and i are going to the movies tonight

keith: ??? ok, good for you

lance: UGH ok fine i GUESS you can come too

keith: wha–

lance: shut up. here’s your ticket.

[later]

lance: oh jeez, sorry guys, looks like i can’t make it tonight

keith: jesus christ lance if you didn’t want me to come you could just be straightforward about it

hunk: yeah that’s fine, we can just cancel the plans i guess

lance: [frustrated scream]