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*male authority figure talks to me alone*
At the back of my head the entire time: good god please don’t be a pervert
Carrie Fisher has no fucking chill and that’s why I love her
There’s still a lot of work ahead…
I have an excellent sense of dramatic timing. And good hair.
not to be Gay but my girlfriend is beautiful, witty, understanding, good,
i’m pretty sure that, given the choice, the entire star wars fanbase would rather just have 73 year old harrison ford cast as young han solo and pretend, through sheer stubbornness, that he looks 20
100% certain han and lando once got married for a scam and forgot to have it annulled so they were technically married for several years and one day lando comes in and goes “real quick: are we solo-calrissian or calrissian-solo? also, i want a divorce” and han is like baby no where did i go wrong we can still fix this
someone: what’s your gender
me: I’m the highway man
someone: yeah but are u a boy or a girl
me: I make ends meet
someone: ok but what’s between your legs
me: I’ll knock you out, drag you off the road, steal your shoes from off your feet, I’m the highway man, gonna make ends meet,
Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood [1/?]
↳ Fullmetal 4-Koma Theater: Alchemy with Fullmetal
reckless & terribly gay 